it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
Randomize