He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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