im gay
i know
yea but for you.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
Planned Parenthood should have gift certificates.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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