I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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