yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
You just jumped of the couch and yelled "hidden tiger crouching dragon!" That's the answer to how you broke your finger.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
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