Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
He came on my face and told me I looked like a gingerbread house.
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I was so high that i was talking shit about a girl I was with via text, and I handed the phone to her so she could type the shit I was trying to say.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Oh you mean the girl that gave me a black eye when I told her I liked her fake eyelashes?
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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