kristin has been a bad kristin
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
you know that australian accents are like the bat signal to my vagina
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
They both showed up at the same time... to surprise me. One had flowers and the other had chocolates. Needless to say, I will be at the bar all weekend long trying to figure out how this happens.
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