i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
Don't worry that pussy is fresh, I'd brush my teeth with it.
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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