I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
i just thought that perhaps i was done with the "boning on someone else's futon" stage of my life. guess not.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
The only image of you you know is from reflections or pictures. Its 2d. But what other people see is 3d. How do you know that's your real face! MIND.BLOWN.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I used my iced coffee to ice the bump on my head from last night
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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