Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
im pretty sure i just saw someone trying to catch a fish with his penis
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
I want you to remember that you started masturbating in front of a car full of people. That drunk.
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