We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
apparently it's not kosher to shit in a litter box when there's a line for the bathroom
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
I just found your spare underwear and the half eaten granola bar you left in my purse.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
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