sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
We were laying in the basement dry humping to the rhythm of the washing machine
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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