I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
he doesn't drink and he's an emt - he'll be our dd for nye in exchange for a threesome tomorrow afternoon.
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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