so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
I need to find out who his wife is so I can fuck her before he gets to mine.
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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