so ur a construction worker, male escort, sex god and surfer? lol
well its been awhile since I've surfed
Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Randomize
