He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
We sold so many girl scout cookies when we were little. What went wrong?
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
BOOTY CALL IN EFFECT, BOOTY CALL IN PROCESS, BOOTY CALL ACCEPTED, AND BOOTY CALL INITIATES FRIDAY NIGHT.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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