I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
An hour ago, you were stranded out of state, and now you're getting laid? You are a god. Whatever you do, don't ask her name.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
He yelled "CARLI LLOYD" and then kicked the cake off the table. Soccer is making monsters out of us.
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Change the sheets & put your dick in the dishwasher. I'll see you in an hour.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
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