omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
Quick, to the slutcave!
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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