sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
he has to serve us drink and appetizers in his french maid costume for the Pirates game tonight. Bring everyone.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
but like who hasn’t gotten fingered at the state fair?
Randomize
