Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
i am positive it's ok to drink. it's just pieces of the plastic knife i forgot was in the blender.
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
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