you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I ate the most amazing corn dog today.
I will probably dream about it.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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