Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
and yet oddly the jello shots tasted better coming up than going down
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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