i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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