we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
you reached into a lemon drop to pull out a lemon of someone else's drink..
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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