i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he pissed his pants, and she still wants to hook me up with him. I try not to date guys with bladder control problems... Unless they're loaded anyway.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
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