Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
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