My grandmass entire neighborhood is over for dessert and i'm high as fuck...about to make a couple of freshman boys real uncomfortable
Freshman in high school? Just your type
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Can I just say I love that you have a kegorator on your wedding registry?
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
MIDGETS
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mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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