Pregnant stripper...not hot.
somehow in between the body shots the bong hits and trying to convince the 7-11 lady to let me fill up my vodka bottle with cherry slurpee. i misplaced my car.
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
This show inspires me to have sex in space
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
He's holding a pee stick. Yes it's weird.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
If my body were a person, it would be beating the shit out of me for what I did to it last night.
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