Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
I just bought 1/2 a fifth of vodka out of an old school baby carriage from a homeless man. Gotta love this city.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
I'm definitely going to class still drunk right now and the freshman dressed as Hugh Heffner last night is texting me. I can't handle this.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i had a tequila and emotion induced one night stand with a random stranger. senior year: infinity me: 0.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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