Then all the boys were saying that they were amazed at how much i could smoke...i'm so proud of myself
No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
He was sitting at the table eating ice and said, "I'm pretty sure everyone in my family has nipples."
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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