My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
This is how we made chicken soup last night: Whole chicken in a pot of vodka with a box of crackers and some carrots. We should go pro.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Besides asking our teacher if he enjoyed being fisted did I have any other tragic moments last night?
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
It's a little weird that I'm blowing my wingman.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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