You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
This house was built for laser tag.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Im about to get a baby alligator stoned, what are you doing with your life?
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
GOIN TO BED BEFORE TEQUILA BLEEDS FROM MY EYEBALLS
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
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