Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
You are COMPLAINING that the sex was too good. You're not getting any sympathy from me
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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