i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She's like a pop up book from hell.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Randomize
