Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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I need you to use more vowels.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
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