You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
what's with the bloody hand print on the hood of your car
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't know how that blunt survived being in your pocket all night but you pulled it out at 4 am in 7/11 and tried to fire it up. Zero fucks given
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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