You can't motorboat a personality
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
shes the kind of girl that would cock block endangered pandas
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Just realized I'm still chewing the same gum post blow job. This Stride shit really has everlasting flavor. They should totally have an ad campaign based on blow jobs.
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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