Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Well I'm 85-90% sure that he licked syrup off my body, but no guarantees...
I made a Wendy's employee say fuck this and quit because I started flipping out due to a baked potato shortage. Of course I had a good night
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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