i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
Do you ever just KNOW it's gonna be a good day? I mean, like in a "just found a Vicodin in the bottom of your purse" kinda way?
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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