I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
I think I may have appendicitis, but the house is like two blocks from the hospital so I'm just gonna go and drink anyway.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
You were naked too, so it cancels out. We're straight.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
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