break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I wish the guy in the stall next to me would stop moaning while taking a dump.
I wish you'd stop texting me from the toilet.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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