Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Bra is off & I'm snuggled in a pizza. Adulting is good.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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