And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
spell your last name, im trying to find you on facebook
The first sip always goes straight to my vagina.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Running my fingers through my hair is like that scene from Patch Adams where the girl goes swimming in a pool of spaghetti. I love molly.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
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