Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
You are two creepy Justin Bieber quotes away from me not talking to you for the rest of the day
If I had a pelvic thrust emoticon, I would use it
So, i took all the condoms from his nightstand, not in the crazy ex way, but in the I paid for them way.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
As shirtless as possible
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
