Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Just me, my martini, and my backup Martini.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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