help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Sometimes he's such a bitch I forget that he's not actually a girl. Last night I asked him if I could borrow a tampon.
He had some in his pocket. That was weird.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Naw, the sex dungeon had to come down so we could build a nursery. Cause and effect really.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
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