Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
Just say the word and u can be elbow deep in this glorious rack
This is why I love you...
It's like sleep walking but with blowjobs
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
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