he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
She gets me. First thing she said this morning "I'll buy breakfast if you can tell me my name."
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
It was great. We stayed up all night talking about objects he'd put in his theoretical vagina.
Dude I'm drinking alone and watching cartoons. How is it that someone as hot as me is doing this.
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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