Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
she used her one phone call to ask me about my day
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
It's one of the many facets of my drunken alter egos. I'm like substance abuse batman.
Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I mean I know I'll get over it by like tonight but ew ew eww. I cannot. Dude I don't even know his name also I threw up on his penis
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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