very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
I love family holidays its the only time when playing beer pong, and smoking hookah with my family isnt looked down upon
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Can you give me a hickey quick? Im going to a white trash themed party. Completely serious
Well, he's moving. Now my only options are to accept it or fake a pregnancy; and since you are my only pregnant friend I'm going to need you to pee on this stick for me.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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