butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
So it's 11:24am. I've had sex twice and been laid 3 times. I love holidays!
I understand the whole sex thing but did you really get laid or is that synonymous for more alcohol?????
Honestly.
Don't say a word.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
I think I just found part of a tooth on my bed... What goes on in here?
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
I'm pretty sure ignoring the person that just sent you a picture of their boobs is bad nude etiquette.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
We need to feng shui this bitch.
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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