Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
Why is your name written on my hand surrounded by hearts and a bartenders phone number?
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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