he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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