we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
So I just did the math and everything in this room except the computer and my clothes has been in my vagina
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
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