At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Speaking of ejaculate, did you get the side of your car cleaned off?
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
She wouldn't fuck me because I had a cast, so I took her friend home
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
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